Phaedra and Ayden are in full preparation mode for the pop-up shop event, 50% of all proceeds to benefit the children of Flint, Michigan. Ayden is truly his mother’s child, he is manufacturing tie dye tee-shirts, which say #fixitjesus on the back. After a hard day of labor on the printing press, he shifts over to the kitchen to produce his A+ chocolate chip cookies for $6.99 a piece! He isn’t screwin’ around, this kid came to raise some coin!
The production line is temporarily halted due to a call from an overly-concerned Cynthia. She has 81 questions about how this pop-up event will work, such as where she can store her wardrobe changes and will there be a boxed lunch?
Across town, SBS is shopping for overpriced wall coverings, because wall “paper” is just so 2002. Her decorator has sent his intern, none other than Marlo “check my charges” Hampton. They use the outing as an excuse to dish about Kenya, the fact that she’s balls on nuts crazy, and that Moore Manor is a dump without working plumbing.
Speaking of Moore Manor, Kenya returns to find her garage door glass broken out again, her Land Rover rear window smashed in, and her security cameras spray painted over. This has Matt written all over it, in his own blood, and it’s high time he exit stage left and lay off the GNC “supplements”. THIS. SITUATION. IS. FRAUGHT. WITH. PERIL! Kenya is crying her false eyelashes off and calls Kandi to seek advice so she can continue ignoring the obvious truth. Kandi gives her a healthy dose of “wake up and smell the restraining order”, but Kenya still seems to think there is hope. WWMJD? (what would Mama Joyce do?) Kandi offers her the guest house if she needs to crash for a few days, but she really doesn’t mean it.
Later, Kenya visits Phaedra to discuss the pop-up event, but can’t hold back her tears of woe. She spills the Matt beans and Phaedra explains that EVERYBODY KNOWS that bad behavior intensifies 110% and by 110 volts. We are treated to a flashback of Apollo wielding a power drill and chasing her around the garage. Phaedra recommends counseling, but safety is paramount. She offers a quick prayer for her and they hug it out.
Kenya decides the best course of action is to head over to Kandi’s with Cynthia in tow and announce that they will be moving in. I think they are a couple now. Kandi is a bit stunned, she didn’t actually think Kenya would take her up on the offer, much less bring her new plus one. Cynthia’s lake house purchase may be sinking in the mire, but she has already sold the townhome and must move out. Kandi seems to avoid the question and they discuss the outrage over Phaedra expecting 50% of the profits from the pop-up event be donated. SBS recalled something different and Kandi leads them to some discussion about SBS not recalling facts correctly. Somehow out of all this mire, we end up with an assumption that when Porsha admitted to receiving a “golden shower” when they played “Never Have I Ever” on the boat trip from hell, she must have been referring to Block. I’m sure this will come up at the reunion.
It’s the day of the pop up shop event, which is about as exciting as a Jiffy Lube waiting room – SBS set’s up her table with “Who gon’ check me boo” tee shirts, because hey, a tired catch phrase never goes out of style. Kenya mocks the setup from SBS, which is put together with prayers and chewing gum. Kenya’s “team of experts” put up this hideous banner which looks like it was folded up in the trunk of her car. The fold lines are visible and it looks terrible, I hope she at least has product in her bottles instead of water. One interesting item of note, Apollo’s parents show up and seem to have a good relationship with Phaedra.
Marlo shows up, still looking for her peach. In order to avoid a scene, Kenya pulls her aside to apologize for the non-invite to the housewarming party. Marlo points out she dissed her on the birthday party too, after soliciting her advice on the planning! No meow-down here, Marlo ain’t havin’ it and she walks away. To be continued…
Kandi stays for about 20 minutes, but must leave because her Spanx are suffocating her. She tells Phaedra she’ll write a check for $2,500. Porsha donates 100% of her proceeds, which was $1,000. Cynthia donates $1,000 in profit, SBS $595 in profit, and Kenya brings in a measly $450. Hmmm…who gon’ check me now, BOO!?!? All told, Phaedra raised $7,541. At the end of the event, Ayden approaches Cynthia to collect on a cookie she took and told him she would pay him later, “can I please have my money?” He’s too cute to be a debt collector.
Next week, Kenya and Phaedra Thelma and Louise it, Bob is still trying to win over SBS, Porsha confronts Todd about his intentions, and Kenya life coaches the children at Phaedra’s camp.