Baby Shower Blowout

We open this week with She by Shereé and she is checking up on the demolition of the old house on the lot where she plans to build a new home.  She struts up to the project manager, Andrew, in her 7” heels and leopard onesie and they review the progress.  She by Shereé is in awe of the old bathroom fixtures and Andrew says “that’s 1975 architecture” and She by Shereé says…ahem… “Oh I was barely born then!”  I am not sure what “barely born” means, but I have a feeling Miss She by Shereé was well into her toddler years by 1974.  I think “barely born” is pushing it, but whatever blows your weave out!

They start talking about “Chateau Shereé” and she is boasting about having a library even though she doesn’t like to read.  She is focusing on the “necessities”, such as a ballroom, skating rink, gym, massage area, lounge, a D.J. area, and a theater.  Only the necessities.  Andrew tells her it takes about one month to build approx. 1,000 square feet and it will be 8 months before it’s complete, so add on about 6 months to that She by Shereé.  Looks like you will be holing up in that pup-tent for a while longer.  The new house will be so great, she can host fabulous parties and intentionally leave Nene off the guest list again.

Phaedra is preparing breakfast for her family and she and Apollo are squabbling over the fact that Phaedra coddles the baby and Apollo is the stern one.  Apparently Apollo is a wee bit on edge because he is the center of gossip due to being recently pulled over and beaten up by the police.  Apollo is totally pissed off that Phaedra didn’t have his back and get his side of the story before jumping to conclusions about what she heard.  Phaedra tells him she will take up with him anytime he needs her to, but he is still frustrated because everything is an issue because of his checkered past and he doesn’t want to have to fight with her too.  I guess he should’ve thought of that before he engaged in theft and racketeering.

Peter and Cynthia are at home and Cynthia is bossing Peter around while he makes dinner and her baby’s daddy, Leon, shows up for a visit.  Apparently, Leon and Peter are “bro’s” and they start chatting about how Peter is going back into the bar bidness.  Leon asks about how things are going with the Bailey clan, considering that Cynthia’s mother and sister tried to sabotage their own wedding by pretending they didn’t have the marriage license with them.  Leon tries to give Peter some words of advice considering he has more experience in the “Cynthia Bailey Bidness.”  Bro’s before Ho’s my man…Bro’s before Ho’s.

She by Shereé is walking to a table outside to meet Kim for lunch.  She has 7” heels on and she is sinking into the stones in the outside area.  It’s actually kind of funny watching She by Shereé struggle in her shoes.  Kim is sitting comfortably in her flats and she is ready to talk baby shower.  She invited 130 people to the shower and she is having it for Kroy’s benefit since it’s his first baby.  Kim is moving into a 17,000 square foot house and She by Shereé tells Kim about her demolition and future new house.  Neither one of them like “used” houses.  I sure hope someone in Atlanta likes “used” houses, because I am sure both of their homes will eventually go into foreclosure.  Why on earth anyone would need a house that big with all of those amenities is beyond me.  Sure, it would be nice, but it’s really not practical for the long haul.  Unless Bravo is paying them “Jersey Shore” type salaries, these ATL ladies should pinch their pennies, this gig won’t last forever!

Nene is helping Brent get ready to go stay with Greg for a few days.  She inspects the contents of his miniature Louis Vuitton rolly bag.  Brent is none too pleased that his parents are split up, but Nene gives her best effort at explaining it to him.  She is optimistic that it might work out and she won’t use the “D-Word” (the D-Word is “Dickly”, which Nene is strictly).  Greg arrives and he has some awkward small talk with Nene and she asks him about going on dates.  Greg says he hasn’t been on any and asks her the same and she avoids the question.

Phaedra and Kandi go shopping for Kim’s baby shower and Phaedra wants to find some trendy products for Miss Kim.  They pick out the “mother tucker” and “hooter hiders”.  Kandi finds some stuffed toys and starts pretending one is the monkey with a wig on and the other a big moose.  She plays around as if they are Kim and Nene and they are going to scrap.  Kandi asks Phaedra about what is going on with Apollo, but Phaedra doesn’t want to discuss it.  So Kandi moves on to the next sensitive subject, which is Cynthia.  Phaedra says that Peter gave an interview to a magazine and talked shit about everybody except for Kandi.  Phaedra says he is entitled to his opinion, which is like an anus, we all have one.  She left off the end of that saying… “and they all stink!”  Kandi explains that Cynthia and Peter were offended about a comment Phaedra made about wanting a “clean man” that didn’t have a bunch of children.  Peter has five kids and in that moment Phaedra had really stuck her foot in her mouth.  Phaedra tells Kandi “how was I supposed to know that man had a village of children?  I didn’t know he was the old man in da’ shoe!”  Phaedra continues to say mean things about Peter, but I gotta hand it to her, she is funny.  She rounds it out by calling Peter “Papa Smurf” and “Uncle Ben”.

Kim and her clan are getting ready for the baby shower and Kroy is painting Ariana’s fingernails, it’s actually quite cute.  Kim’s makeup artist sets the makeup gun to “prostitution whoo-ahh” and they are ready to roll.  The scene wouldn’t be complete without Kim yelling “Damn, I am so good lookin’!”  They arrive at the shower and it looks like a wedding reception, it’s totally over the top.  We get to see Kim’s mother, Karen, and her father, good ol’ Joe is back.  We first met Joe at Kim’s yard sale in the parking lot where he sold off all of her valuable furniture for circus peanuts.

Kandi hadn’t really been in touch with Kim during her pregnancy, so there is a bit of tension between them.  Sidebar:  I am not sure what is going on with Kandi’s style.  She used to be so hip, cool, and edgy and now she is dressing and doing her hair like a grade school principal.  Phaedra arrives and admires the festivities, but she points out how Kim was the first to criticize Phaedra’s baby shower and say that it should have been bar-b-que, strippers, and beer.  On a scale of one to Phaedra, she gives it a 5.  Joe approaches Phaedra and basically tries to sell himself to her and ask for a job.  Phaedra is visibly annoyed.

Lawrence and She by Shereé are en route to the shower and they are all decked out and can’t wait to get some food.  Lawrence steps out in his 7” heels and leopard onesie that he borrowed from She by Shereé.  Kim’s daughter, Brielle, gives a quick toast to Kim and Kroy and she says some very nice words about their relationship and how much they love Kroy and she thanks him for knocking up her mom.  All the ladies have great things to say about Kroy and feel that he is very good for Kim.

Lawrence and the girls are chowing down on some short ribs and they start talking trash about Cynthia.  They are not fans because Cynthia is “up Nene’s ass” and because of what Peter said in the magazine article.  They figure that Cynthia and Peter probably aren’t coming anyway because the event is about over and Nene wasn’t invited.  However, they do show up about 5 hours late and don’t bring a present.  She by Shereé says that Nene must have “let her puppy off the leash for the night.”  DAMN!

Kim is completely exhausted and steps outside to smoke get some air.  Peter touts his new bar and how he will invite everyone to the grand opening.  Phaedra pounces with a comment about how she won’t be invited because Peter doesn’t like her.  They start talking about the magazine interview and the comments Peter made.  It goes off the rails quickly, She by Shereé says that he can say she’s “not cute”, but she doesn’t think it’s cute to borrow money from your wife.  DAMN!  Peter goes after Apollo like a prison bitch and brings up the recent gossip about the police beating.  Apollo takes the bait and counters with “get your money right!”  They jump up and have words, but what surprises me is that Cynthia is letting Peter carry on.  I understand that he is his own person, but I would be embarrassed and at least attempt to get him to shut his pie hole.  Everyone is staring at them and She by Shereé says Peter is like Nene, “all bark and no bite”.  Kim is all upset about this because the day had been so nice and now these two dunk tank clowns decide to scrap.  However, Phaedra is proud of her hunky convict because he is not on parole anymore and he could have beaten the ever lovin’ shit outta Peter.  I’m sure Apollo learned some mad fightin’ skills in Walker State Prison and you gotta love Phaedra, always finding the bright side of any situation.

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Hateration Nation

 

Nene invites Kandi and Cynthia to Miami Beach to get away for a girls weekend.  Nene needs a break from Atlanta Haterville.  Nene and Kandi are single and ready to mingle.  They start the locker room talk not realizing that the bellhop is lurking in the corner, waiting for his tip.  Here’s a tip, Nene Leakes is VERY RICH, so hold out for more than $5.00 per bag!

 

Kim is of course still on bed rest due to her late in life complicated pregnancy and Kroy and Sweetie are plotting her surprise party.  Kim can’t believe she is going to be 33, yea right Kim.  I just have a hard time believing that she is only 33.  Kroy is only 25, the poor bastard didn’t know what hit him.  Kroy plans to buy her an expensive bracelet for her birthday because she’s had a “rough nine months.”  I think he should buy her a descent wig and how about a diamond studded muzzle?

Phaedra goes to the funeral home to pick Willie’s brain because she is interested in opening up her own funeral business.  He speaks frankly to her about her image and tells her to pull her dress down.  Phaedra whips out her prayer cloth so she can cover her “luscious thighs and kneecaps.”  Nothing worse than luscious kneecaps run amok.  Willie shows her the various caskets and pricing levels, she is fascinated by the tin rental casket.  She calls it the “Pinto of caskets.”  Willie keeps emphasizing that she must have compassion.  Phaedra feels she has compassion and this is her calling, especially when her client’s insurance policies are in full force.

Meanwhile, back in Miami, the ladies sit down to lunch and Kandi notices something isn’t right because the only people around are women.  She proceeds to call Nene out about openly bragging to She by Shereé how rich she is.  Nene tells her she is rich and She by Shereé and Kim can kiss her ass.  Nene is so rich, she gonna make it rain up in here!  Cynthia is of course in Nene’s corner and the two of them don’t have time for this bitchassery.  Kandi says she is being careful with Nene because she can be cool and fun or she can be the angry black woman who is ready to pounce.  As they are trying to change the subject, they are approached by two lesbian women who ask them if they are going to participate in any events during pride.  They chat with the ladies for a moment and the conversation makes them feel a bit awkward, but Nene confirms that she does not play in the lady pond, she is “strictly dickly.”  Nene could actually pass as a drag queen, easily…I mean the broad is like 7’ 2” in heels.

She by Shereé takes her son shopping for football cleats.  She starts talking to him about girls while he is trying on shoes and warns him about being an athlete and all the “fast li’l girls” who are going to be after him.  He is very shy and She by Shereé is trying to talk him out of his shell and thinks his father should be more involved.  Sidebar:  I can’t take it anymore, but She by Shereé looks like a tranny.  A-MAN-ta in Atlanta.  She by Shereé is stunned by his size 14 shoes, he is a grown man and still growing.  At least now, they can share their clear heels.

Cynthia is still in Nene’s cheering section and they are on their way to check out a property because Nene wants to move out of Haterville.  So, since she is VERY RICH, she looks at a 9 million dollar home.  The home is totally faboo, but there is no way she has that kinda skrilla.  Kandi doubts Nene can afford it, but good ol’ Cynthia thinks Nene can, besides Cynthia needs a vacation spot.  Kandi tries to caution Nene about making such a big purchase, but it goes over her head, slips in the Jeri Curl and hits the wall.

They go down to the beach and Nene demands that Kandi take her cover up off.  She is so concerned about what’s under Kandi’s cover up, that she fails to realize her own wardrobe malfunction and her boob is hanging out.  Kandi obliges and of course, Nene pounces on Kandi’s ham hocks.  It almost seems like Nene knew Kandi had big thighs the way she asked her to take off her cover up.  Nene then jumps all over Kandi about being celibate and the conversation goes something like this…

I’m celibate too, but I don’t like toys…I’m going to get you a little bullet

I heard those things cause 3rd degree burns…Noooooo

Coochie done burnt up…keep your options open Nene!

Uggh…a collective uggh!  Cynthia says she is a married woman and can’t be talking about this stuff, so she changes the subject to lesbianism and asks the girls what they think.  Kandi says she might dip her foot in the pool, but then she spots two men on the beach.  Cynthia approaches and they start playing Frisbee.  The one shirtless greazeball starts putting the moves on Nene and she quickly clams up.  So that’s how you get Nene to shut up, put her in front of a greezy guy.  Nene admits she still has feelings for Greg and she isn’t ready to move on.

Meanwhile, back at Stoney River Legendary Steaks, She by Shereé and Kim sit down for a meal.  Kim is whining that she is over being pregnant because she can’t have seafood, liquor, or cigarettes.  The three staples of any healthy lifestyle.  They start talking about Nene and Kim says that Nene’s true colors came out when she was on the Celebrity Apprentice.  Kim says “She has gone off on Dionne Warwick, Star Jones, Latoya Jackson, like A-List people!”  Kim actually does have a point, Nene would pick a fight with a newborn baby, but then again that is why she is on these shows, she brings the heat.  She by Shereé makes a good point too, “she needs to humble herself, as fast as you go up, you can come down.  Just like on the stripper pole.”  She by Shereé asks Kim about the future with baby and Kroy.  Kim says that she and Kroy took it really slow, yeah…slow, that is why she is pregnant right outta the gate!

Phaedra and Apollo take Ayden out for a stroll and they discuss the funeral business venture.  Apollo is about as interested in that as he is in having a gasoline enema.  Phaedra is fascinated with the dead because they are so quiet.  Good point, Phaedra, good point.  Her vision is for a Saks 5th Avenue funeral home.  Apollo doesn’t want to commit because it will take him away from what he is doing now.  Phaedra tells the camera that he does “Relocation and Asset Recovery, something where if something is out there they go get it and bring it back to Atlanta.”  She has no idea what her husband does.  I will let that slide considering they started courting while Apollo was in prison.  Hard to get to know someone that well when you are prison pen-pals.

Sweetie and Kroy are getting ready for the surprise party.  Kroy takes Kim out for dinner and she is moving very slow and she can’t even make it to the car without having to stop and pee 8 times.  She shouts from the car to Sweetie to book her a massage.  Sidebar:  Kim is flashing an awful lotta side-boob in that dress.  Kim discusses what she wants to do the day after she gives birth, margaritas out the wazoo, botox, vela shape.  The whole nine yards, to which Kroy says “I really wanna take you to learn how to shoot.”  Kim is stunned because he means like, GUNS!  She likes that Kroy is a country boy, she is “kinda book smart” so she likes the fact that Kroy has so much common sense.  I am sorry, but Kim Zoliciak and book smart is an oxymoron.  Kroy gives her the $22,000.00 chocolate diamond bracelet and she loves it.  To spend that much money on a bracelet is just asinine.

They arrive back to the house and of course Kim has to pee again.  So everyone is hiding in the kitchen listening to Kim’s 1,500 PSI pee.  Everyone shouts “surprise” when Kim walks out and she gets a bit emotional.  Kandi and Kim chat about Miami and let the Nene bashing begin…Kim says that Cynthia has no backbone and Kandi cracks a joke about Nene being rich.  Kim takes another swing at it and points out that Nene has no furniture, her car got re-poed and she has no teeth.  They all get a good laugh and Kandi is trying to stay out of it, but she joins in the laughter.  Hey ladies, would you like a side of hater-tots with that hater-ade?  They better be careful, all that laughing and they might get haterrhoids.  Kim probably has some Preparation Hater in her medicine cabinet.

She by Shereé asks Kroy about being a dad and he says he’s already a father and the woman swoon.  Phaedra pushes the marriage question and he immediately starts schvitzing.  Sidebar:  Kim and Kroy did get married.  Kim decided she wanted to getter done on 11/11/11, so she sprung out of bed, grabbed her pre-owned wedding gown and made it official.  Also just found out that Kim and Kroy will have a spin-off show on Bravo, “Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding.”

Kandi asks Kroy about his career plans after football and he talks about his love for guns and hunting and how he grew up in Montana.  Phaedra asks if there are many black people in Montana and Kroy says there aren’t, so she suggests he takes them all with him.  Hmm…do I smell another spin-off show?  “Kroy and the Bat Shit Crazy Black Women take Montana.”  They all bid adieu to Kim as she is getting her massage, Kim adjusts her wig and says goodnight.

Next week, is Kim’s baby shower, Phaedra thinks it’s a lot like her shower, so there will probably be a copy-cat-gate and it looks like Peter and Apollo flirt with a dust up.

Over It

With the Crackhouse Rat Jersey madness behind us for now, we will now be treated to my favorite southern delights known as the housewives of Atlanta.  Let the games begin…

We start with the very pregnant Kim Zolciak.  The fact that she is pregnant just scares me.  The father is Kroy Biermann, the Atlanta Falcons Defensive End who was scooped up by Kim at She by Shereé’s “Dancing with the Locals” debacle last season.  Kim was enamored with his sweet defensive end ass and next thing you know, she is carrying his baby.  Hey, you have to give Kim credit.  She goes after what she wants, and at least he’s single.  She finally took NeNe’s advice which was “close your legs to married men, trash box.”  She obviously didn’t get the first part down, but Kroy is single and ready to mingle, and well…Kim will always be America’s trash box.

They are preparing to move into Kim’s dream home.  Thank goodness, she can finally move out of that dumpy scratch pad that Big Papa had her all holed up in.  They go to take all of her expensive furniture out of storage to furnish the new home.  I am sure this is Kroy’s dream coming to fruition.  A new home with furnishings provided for by dirty slut money.

The home is huge, it has a pool, a basketball court, a movie theater, and of course a place for Kim to store her janky wigs.  Again, Kroy’s dreams must finally be realized.  Kim sits in the SUV with her slave assistant, Sweetie, and they watch the 25 year old hunk o’ man meat move all the furniture.

Kim is admiring old photos on her cell phone and sees one of her and Kroy when they first met and she didn’t know she was one week pregnant.  She says to Sweetie, “I look like a little slut”.  Your words Kimmie, your words.  She is highly offended that Kroy doesn’t have “Tardy for the Party” as his ringtone, or “The Ring Didn’t Mean a Thing”.  He says “my ring is gonna mean something.”  Little does Kimmy realize, he is speaking of the Super Bowl Ring he hopes to win someday.

Meanwhile, NeNe visits her college sweetheart at his car dealership in order to negotiate a deal on a car for her miscreant son Bryson.  Bryson has had his share of troubles and NeNe realizes that the kid just needs a break…translation…she needs him to serve as her personal assistant now that she is so incredibly famous since being on the Celebrity Apprentice.  Jay comes out to greet NeNe and play “Let’s Make a Deal”.  NeNe pours on the charm, it’s allowed now that she’s single.  They take a red Charger out for a test drive where NeNe drops the bomb that the car is not for joy riding, but to run errands for her.  She also tells Jay that she is going to pay cash for the car.  Since she was on Celebrity Apprentice, NeNe’s connections have really blossomed.  She is raking in the dough now and Donald Trump taught her how to negotiate, mama came to play.  NeNe asks for the “friend” discount and Jay knocks $1,400 off the price of the car considering the hand job she gave him in ’84 she is paying cash.

She by Shereé drops in to watch her hairdresser, Lawrence, in the recording studio.  He’s singing his new tune “Over It”.  She’s totally into the song, she just can’t get “Over It”.  Lawrence sings the lyrics to her and She by Shereé shrieks with excitement.  He asks her what’s up in her world and she starts complaining about dealing with NeNe.  She by Shereé is gaining momentum with her (ahem…) acting career and she invited NeNe to an event and the “heffer tried to back door me”.  She by Shereé, that sounds like a personal problem to me.  Now her and Lawrence discuss…I would almost think that “Celebrity Apprentice” has their mits in some sort of product placement deal because between the two of them, they say “Celebrity Apprentice” about ten times.  She by Shereé feels that the Celeb. Apprentice only gave NeNe a bigger ego and the only reason NeNe was asked to be on that show was because they needed an “irate, crazy bitch”.  Well gee She by Shereé, isn’t that why you are on this show?  Sidebar:  We are treated to a clip from the Celebrity Apprentice, in my opinion one of the best moments from that show, when NeNe becomes completely unhinged and yells at LaToya Jackson and calls her “Casper the Ghost”.  When I originally saw that moment on the Celebrity Apprentice, I remember thanking God for DVR, because I had to re-watch that moment 48 times, it was so hilarious.  It was so rude, audacious, and wonderful all at the same time.

But I digress…She by Shereé and NeNe have a meeting set up to talk and hug it out.  Lawrence cautions She by Shereé to not just sit back and take it and she says she will not because she is “OVER IT.”

Cynthia Bailey is having lunch with none other than Miss J, the runway coach from “America’s Next Top Model”.  This must be the reality TV show cross-promotion episode.  Cynthia is opening a modeling school and thinks Atlanta is going to be up and coming in the fashion world.  Miss J is going with Cynthia to meet with the students at her new modeling school for the open call.  Miss J is the one who can show them how to “rip the runway”.  Miss J is distracted by a passerby who he thought looked like a stripper, she walked into the Bailey Agency, so they gotta go “help a bitch out”.

Phaedra is meeting with her family to plan a funeral for her great aunt.  Of course, Phaedra has to be involved, because everybody knows, you must have an attorney to sort out the estate.  They meet with Willy to go over the “Signature Service”, there will be horn players, doves, a marching band, ponies, buggies, and a bearded lady.  Oh wait, NeNe won’t be there.  Willy demonstrates the hearse that plays music and has a disco ball and strobe lights.  Phaedra is sold!

Back at the Bailey Agency, Miss J lectures the masses on how to rip a runway.  He demos the “white girl shopping mall” walk, the “black girl who knows everything” walk, and finally the “simple, clean” walk.  A few of the students strut their stuff, proving they know nothing.  Cynthia feels that her agency is really going to take off and the fact that Miss J is there is proof.

She by Shereé and Phaedra are visiting an adult toy shop where they are meeting Kandi.  However, Kandi Burrus is on CP time.  Which Phaedra explains is “Colored Peoples Time”.  If they are to meet at noon, she will show up at 12:45:01.  Kandi should know better than to be Tardy for the Party!  Kandi arrives looking quite different than she did last season.  She looks rather “Little House on the Prairie” this year.  Kandi is an entrepreneur.  Really, she is the only accomplished person on the show because she had a very successful, legitimate career in the music industry.  So, naturally, she is branching out into her own adult toy line.  Makes perfect sense.  The line will be called “Bedroom Kandi” because she doesn’t want anything “hoochie.”  Phaedra is playing with the toys and the creepy salesman approaches them and offers to “take them in the back.”  Eeeek…He proceeds to do a demonstration by positioning Phaedra on a cushion.  Well Phaedra is SOLD!  She’s going to take it home for Apollo, her convict husband.  I am sure he will love the cushion, it has to be much better than his prison cot.  Kandi is really thinking outside the box now, she is going to make an adult toy that will vibrate to music.  She can write her own special songs for it.  I think she just nailed her tag line… “It’s a different type of vibe.”  The ladies are supportive and can’t wait for their product samples.

Back to Kim the pregnant whore lovely lady in a wig.  She is screaming for Sweetie and her kids and she wants baked ziti and jalapenos.  While Sweetie goes to fetch that concoction, she sends her daughter for sour cream and onion dip and potato chips.  Kim flips out on Sweetie for putting a plate in the microwave that has gold on the edges.  But needless to say, she is quickly “Over It” when she starts shoveling ziti in her mouth.

Phaedra is at her great aunt’s funeral and Willy can’t make it, so Phaedra must step up to the plate and really “make this funeral POP”.  Well if Phaedra can’t make my funeral pop, then I don’t wanna be dead.  Phaedra’s got it poppin’ all right and she buries the casket herself.  Careful Phaedra, lift the dirt with the knees, not the badonkadonk.  Phaedra receives such great feedback, she realizes this is her true calling.

NeNe heads into the restaurant to meet She by Shereé and immediately orders up a few drinks.  She knows that She by Shereé is just jealous of her.  I give this thing about 2.8 seconds before it goes completely off the rails.  She gives She by Shereé the opportunity to explain and it goes something like this:

Remember going to Philly, phone call from Tyrone, opportunity to make money?

Reached out to you, available?…What’s your rate?

Called Tyrone, cool…You’ve been calling Tyrone, could’ve gotten She by Shereé cheaper, money off the top.

Not him, you…Me, NeNe?…Nene!

That was shady…Black women, problem, succeed, claw, tear down

HERE WE GO STAR JONES!

How long you know Tyrone?…You know me!…You believe Tyrone…Let’s call him

I’ll call Diana…You spoke to Nene…You spoke to Diana…You’re all on speaker

You spoke to Diana, not NeNe…Did you speak to NeNe?

Nene talked to me…Nene talked to my managers

He didn’t speak to me about money…I don’t have to lie to you, period…You believe him over me!

I don’t care, while you runnin’ yo’ mouth, I runnin’ to bank…Yeah, ummmm…hmmm…Trump check!

Donald Trump…I am VERY RICH…You losin’ houses, cars sweetheart!

Sit down, sit down…I don’t need to, it’s a bunch of B.S.

I can’t hear you talking, just a bunch of noise

I am VERY RICH, BITCH!

If you so rich, get your mutherf*ckin’ teeth fixed…I knew you when you had the rotten teeth!

Veneers honey, $50,000 honey…I could buy your house and car.

Your car was re-poed in the parking lot at Home Depot.  (haha…re-poed at the Depot)

They leave the restaurant and next we see Cynthia at NeNe’s house and NeNe is crying about the argument with She by Shereé.  She is more hurt that She by Shereé never gave her the benefit of the doubt.  Cynthia of course is NeNe’s personal cheerleader and she tells NeNe exactly what she wants to hear.  I know NeNe can be quite a handful at times and she is alotta bravado, but I think she was actually very bothered by this.  But NeNe bounces back quickly and tells the camera that once you hit below the belt, it’s “deuces, baby” and you need to go.  She won’t stab you in the back, she’ll stab you in the front.  Hey man, she’s just keepin’ it real, keepin’ it 100!  Sounds to me like she’s “OVER IT”!